Most email signatures these days contain Cheers, Thanks, Take Care, Best or something similar. However some in the flyfishing community choose to use things like ‘Tight Lines.’ I personally don’t like witty email signatures because I think most of them are lame and leave a bad impression. In our office, it’s well known my feelings toward these email signature tid-bits. So much so, coworkers will sometimes send me internal documents with said valedictions attached just to rile me up.
Well I’m ready to face my frustration. I’m asking you to help come up with as many flyfishing related valedictions as you can. Let’s get them all out there. Drop them as comments here on the blog or on our FB page. When we’ve exhausted our list, I’ll either dislike them more or possibly accept their witty humor.
Our office staff will vote on the best one and the winner will get some form of Idylwilde SWAG. To sweeten the pot, which ever one we deem the best will become part of my email signature for a full week afterwards.
Bent Rods,
Patrick
What makes me crazy is people putting their email address in their signature.
Drop your cocks and grab your rocks
screamin’ reels…
Loan me 2 dollars,
Mike
Ahh Mend.
How about those image/graphic email sigs that blow out the file size, and make the text impossible to read on a phone?
Screamin reels,
Horatio
May your rod never sag
Smell Ya Later
Don’t let your meat loaf.
Nards in the tard,
Rod
Rip some lips!
Keep your nymphs wet and your dries dry.
Nymphing aint easy!!!!!!!
“rock out with your cock out!”
i hate the “tight lines” so i say in true fisher style “tight lies” bitches….. leaky wadders later b.
The tug’s the drug,
JW
Lose more flies!
May all your fishes come true.
Color outside the lines,
Beckie
1. Sips and rips
2. Takes and shakes
3. Bugs and Tugs
4. Blue Skies and Big Dries
5. Keep Swingin
But they all suck in general
You Suck,
Logan
Please ask if you want to read my email once more. I might want to read it through again with a new color font and maybe a larger size!
for reels,
peetso
Tippet ‘o the mornin’ to ya,
TheEdge
(Thanks wife, but still awful)
This one was emailed to me. “hook ‘em up”
Flingin’ and Swingin’
Smoke em if you got em
one of the worst and most commonly used that I get is “best fishes”
get bent
Eff the wind
Suck and egg…leech,
TAT
1. OHHHHHH Bacon! 2. Have some bacon!
Blazed and Confused
PBR wishes and Salmon Roe dreams,
Wanna go swinging?
I swing, how ’bout you?
I am the Chuck Norris of fly fishers…you have been warned.
It’s time to (double) haul ass.
Tick. Tick. Tick. BOOM!
Your fuckin’ out!
Take one, deep.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he’ll sit in the boat and drink all day.
Lurkin’ Lunkers!
Alright, the voting is in and the winner is…
TheEdge with
Tippet ‘o the mornin’ to ya,
But since you gave credit to your wife she gets the prize. I’ll email you.
Congrats.