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It appears as if the new version of Hickman 2.0 has fallen victim to a Trojan horse virus, possibly the work of the inventor and 2-time winner of best hair on the river award winner- Hickman 1.0.
Sources inside, (that would like to remain anonymous) have leaked information linking 1.0 to sabotage of his own creation of the 2.0 series to boost further sales of the 1.0 version. One witness actually heard Jeff say that, “Dude, KP has too many skills, quicker moves and way longer eye lashes than me, We need to build in a safety mechanism in case 2.0 one up’s me too many times”. Well after 10 weeks the virus was launched, ending 2.0’s season in Tundra Flat two weeks early, and sending him back to the drawing board for some minor re-booting, new html code, and a better fire wall.
2.0 released a statement today claiming, “ If 1.0 is behind this, it’s fist-a-cuffs”! Then also pointed out that he has cleared some time out of his oatmeal baths schedule to take a drive to Portland and quote “Come from the shoulders” if need be. 1.0 better put down the baileys for a few, he might need some clear vision to dodge 2.0 sleeper left jab.
Rumors of a cage being built outside the Idylwilde headquarters are not confirmed yet, but 1.0 was seen in grey sweats, blue headband and hooded sweater, drinking a whiskey sour, and beating on a cheap Rib Roast hanging from a tree outside of a local Portland strip club. This could possibly be a sign of training; then again 1.0 did this prior to the release of version 2.0.
So the saga of 1.0 vs. 2.0 rolls on, it what some are calling the next Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs battle of epic proportions? Tune in here to get the latest!
Virus ends Alaska season early for Hickman 2.0
Could lack of bathing for 9.5 weeks be cause of this?
Actually, with set -up of camp it was 11.5 weeks, and first 8 days there was no showering, so that night have been a factor, but Hickman was there week 1 and he was acting pretty shady, probably planting the “SEED”. Now just take that picture and add another chest, two legs, and both arms, and you might start to get the picture, and that was after the Hives went down in swelling!
Nothing like a case of back herpes to throw a wrench in your plans. You should have put some lotion on your back instead of using it for tundra tugs. Glad your back…
rub some dirt on that shit and keep fishing…christ.
the kid is constantly under attack by weird viruses, and now he’s trafficking them throughout the western hemisphere. shouldn’t the CDC be notified about this?