One of My First Idylwilde Fly Submissions

On May 22nd, 2013 by

While guiding in Chile a few years back I decided to stop fishing “traditional” trouty flies.  The fish were as far from picky as you could imagine.  Looking past the normal trout patterns, I experienced plenty of success with bass poppers, size 2/0 royal wulffs, giant pike flies, hunks of elk hair tied to a bare hook, 4 inch long chernobyls, etc…

Dumb Trout Country

Some of my favorite non-trouty patterns ended up being more of an arts and crafts project as much as tying a trout fly.  I have always enjoyed the versatility of tying with foam…

Looks normal enough…

I was basically taking a simple chernobyl and “spicing it up a bit.”  The extra dumb south american trout attacked my new cutting-edge flies with reckless abandon.

The Pizza Delivery Fly

I especially enjoyed informing my anglers that we’d be fishing with pizza and hot dogs for the day.  That would usually get a laugh as if I were joking…  Then I’d tie on these awesome flies and my anglers would doubtfully start off the day fishing my creations.  Typically, that doubt would be replaced by laughter and fish in the net within sight of the put-in.  After those initial doubts we’d spend the rest of our day feeding those extra dumb trout, extra dumb flies.  Pizza, hot dogs, little people (think “Oh no, Mr. Bill!”), hamburgers, and other dumb foam creations were all on the menu.

The Hot Dog Fly

In 2008 I became interested in being affiliated with Idylwilde because I had heard they were typically the most cutting edge fly brand on the market and produced as high quality of flies as anyone.  I knew that they would be more than thrilled with producing my secret foam creations.  So I put together an assortment of flies that I thought were worth sharing with the world and right in the center of the box I put the pizza and hot dog flies.  Idylwilde has done a fantastic job with my more traditional foam flies, but they have yet to pick up my pizza or hot dog fly.  Maybe one day.

Secret flies captured on AG’s hat while guiding in Chile.

If you’re interested in feeding dumb flies to dumb trout (or just learning to tie dumb flies to go feed to dumb trout on your own), Andrew Grillos can be contacted at www.andrewgrillos.com for guide trips and fly tying lessons.

 


KP’s Dreams Dashed as Sig. Tyer Commission Losses Mount

On May 21st, 2013 by

This is Bullshit! I was supposed to put a down payment on this with my royalties and finally take it to Silvey.

This baby was going to take me to #1

This baby was going to take me to #1


When Sharks in the Flyfishing Business Smell Blood in the Water

On May 21st, 2013 by

Had unsolicited drop by yesterday.  Got the follow up note after sending him packing.  Note is right out of scamming 101.  Didn’t know the Nigeria internet scams can show up at your door?

Zach,

Maybe he was stopping by to take the staff on a spin in the Targus Indy Car?

Maybe he was stopping by to take the staff on a spin in the Targus Indy Car?

I did not mean to blindside you today. I was on my way back from my plastic bin supplier and decided to pop in and chat with you a bit. I do know some things that could be of interest to you:

 

  1. Chris came to my place a few weeks ago and wanted to see if there was anything he might do for me. I gave him a tour of our warehouse where he observed our fly inventory and materials process center. His comment was I had no idea I need to get my mind around all of this. What you have versus what I have been told you have is way different. I have since heard from him and he indicated he was working on another project and would not be available to work with me.

 

  1. I have 100,000 dozen flies in my warehouse!

 

  1. I have a factory in Thailand with 60 tyers that are pretty good.

 

From what I suspect and I am unwilling to put it is writing but would be willing to discuss it with you in person. I may be able to be of assistance to you. Please give me a call at your earliest convenience. I will invite you to come to Woodland and set down and talk about where we might find some common ground.

 

I also have access to some pretty serious capital if needed.

 

Wayne Richey

 


Idylwilde Dealers, Reps, Sig Tyers and Consumers Held Hostage

On May 19th, 2013 by

Dear Idylwilde Dealers, Reps, Sig. Tyers and Valued Consumers,

First day of class at Idylwilde!

First day of class at Idylwilde!

 

Today I bring unfortunate news. The factory that I founded with a mountain bike and a dream, along with Sister Christine and her group of underprivileged people has unilaterally cut Idylwilde off mid season with no explanation. The POs Idylwilde made were accepted, but now we are being told that the deal has changed.

This decision appears to be directed at me personally. In 2012 I fell extremely ill to debilitating depression. This was brought on by stress, and the amount of work I was doing to insure that Idylwilde was successful and to build a brand that you the consumer of our flies could relate to. That stress, combined with emotional trauma from my past, sent my brain into shut-down.

First palmered hackle at Idylwilde.

First palmered hackle at Idylwilde.

I had carried the weight of a horrible secret for my entire life: the fact that I was molested by a stranger. This weight along with the stress of running Idylwilde became too much to bear. It took me a year to recover.

I assumed my trusted senior staff would rally and help me in my time of need. In fact my illness was used against me. My inability to function at full capacity was used to turn the factory I built against me. This was done by my employees, on my dime, at my office at my company.

I finally became healthy again in November of 2012 and returned to the office full time. But I soon discovered that my relationship and trust with the person who ran my manufacturing had been destroyed. Since then I have rebuilt the US staff to the best we have ever had.

My reputation within the greater fly fishing community stands on its own. I gave my word to the shops, reps, signature tiers, and you the consumer that I would deliver on the POs I accepted this fall. By my own (previous) staff undermining my credibility a string of real people and real businesses are in jeopardy of taking major financial hits.

My customers will lose sales. My reps will lose commissions that are needed to cover costs already spent this past fall visiting dealers to write PO’s, Sig. tiers will miss out on commissions they counted on and need.  Guides and outfitters that depend on certain patterns to make their living will be hurt.

Baby, still tying flies for us on one of here first days.

Baby, still tying flies for us on one of here first days.

This isn’t just about me or Idylwilde. If those people want to hurt me personally, I can take it. But for my employees to use their position of trust and the opportunities and relationships I gave them to attempt to destroy me by turning the very manufacturing facility I built against me is sickening.

I paid my previous employees salary for the last 15 years.  Not a pay period missed our a check bounced.  When I needed them they used my mental illness to portray me as lazy, stealing from the company and incompetent in the eyes of my manufacturing management.  That is the unfortunate stigma that goes with mental disease.  The is no physical wound making it easy for others to portray me as “faking it.”

Hopefully people will come to their senses and ship the flies that they promised and we can put this behind us. The decision really lies the greater flyfishing community.  As an industry it is important to send a message that we look after our own.

Sincerely,

Zach Mertens

Idylwilde President and Founder

 

This is not about feeling bad for me.  If people want to take me down I can handle it.  The issue here is that my sales reps, my dealers, and my sig. tiers are being punished for doing their job. 

 


Idylwilde Delivery of Flies Currently Compromised for 2013 Season

On May 17th, 2013 by

Dear Friends,

 

1997 first flies tied by first five Idylwilde Tiers.  Trained by Zach Mertens

1997 first flies tied by first five Idylwilde Tiers. Trained by Zach Mertens

This letter is to inform you that Idylwilde’s fly production in the Philippines has been suspended indefinitely, and that we are in the process of updating all of our customers as to the status of their fly orders for 2013. Our manufacturer notified us last week that it is refusing to ship us any further product at this time. The Company is holding our April fly order, which includes the bulk of our pre-season product for 2013. We believe Idylwilde has met every obligation under our agreement, and the sudden and unilateral actions by the manufacturer are improper and a breach of our agreement. For the first time in our 15 years of business, Idylwilde is being forced to ship out pre-season orders with embarrassing fill rates. Barring some unforeseen resolution, our fill percentages will fall further as the season progresses.

 

Idywlilde:  A mountain bike, a backpack, materials, vices and an idea

Idywlilde: A mountain bike, a backpack, materials, vices and an idea

Please know that our primary concern is the success of our customers. We intend to seek every avenue to get this resolved, including through legal action if necessary. By the end of May our Portland staff will update you on the status of all outstanding pre-season orders so you know what flies you will have to sell this season. We will leave backorders open in the hope that our April shipment does eventually arrive. We will continue to ship pre-seasons according to the set schedule, and you can trust that the flies we have already set aside for your order will be saved for you. If you would like us to ship an order early, call us or let your rep know, and we will ship ASAP.

 

So, in the short term you can expect a call from our Portland staff with an update on the status of your order(s). We will also be conducting an inventory of our stock, so that our sales reps and staff know what flies are available for sale through the remainder of the season. And of course, we will notify you immediately if we have better news about the status of 2013 production.

 

Zach & Juliet at 1st workshop site.

Zach & Juliet at 1st workshop site.

Personally, I am doing everything in my power to get your fly orders released. We booked pre-season orders for 2013 because we had assurance that those orders would be produced by our manufacturer and your orders would be fulfilled, We want to make good on that commitment. We will communicate openly, deliver the product we have on hand, and prepare for future seasons. Rest assured we will be re-tooled with new production facilities in time to make a 2014 offering. New production facilities will allow us to improve on many levels. And we will do everything we can to rebuild your faith in Idylwilde.

 

Thank you for your business, and for your patience through this challenging time. We look forward to rebuilding your trust, and helping your business grow in the future.

 

 

Sincerely,

Zach Mertens

Idylwilde Flies President and Founder

 

 


Sales Reps Are Born Into the Profession Similar to Pimping

On May 15th, 2013 by

 


Superstitious? Fishing Guides…

On May 13th, 2013 by

Hey Zach,

Thanks for sending me a new cap!

Wore this one for about a year and a half as my main hat. Now it’s my good luck cap!  When things get desperate on the water, I reach for old faithful to turn things around.

Growing up playing sports I was the superstitious guy who never changed his socks or shirt during a winning streak. In college I ended up with a bad skin infection for wearing the same shirt for practice and games over a 2 month period to keep a 13 game winning streak in La Crosse alive.  Needless to say college buddies got some mileage out of my system of beliefs.

Mike

 

This hat doesn't go near bananas!

This hat doesn’t go near bananas!

 


3 Reasons fo Fish Five O’Clock Shadow!

On May 10th, 2013 by

Three reasons you might want to fish the Five O’ Clock shadow in Ak this season.

Pay close attention to the lip placement folks…

 

Uno

Uno

 

Dos

Dos

 

Tres

Tres


Hot Spots and Space Helmets: Evolution of the MW Scud

On May 6th, 2013 by

MW_Scud

A story today from the front lines of flyfishing research, deep in the heart of the Driftless. Here, amidst a dizzying maze of perfect trout streams, a new bug is born. Mat Wagner of the Driftless Angler in Viroqua, Wisconsin explains the origins of the MW Scud:

“I was tired of the ‘space helmet’ look of commercially tied scuds,” Mat says. “They always seemed a little off to me.” He makes a gesture to indicate a scud wearing a space helmet, trying to swim around. His point is made.

At the same time, Mat was paying close attention to Czech-style nymphs that were dominating competitive flyfishing circuits. In particular, he was drawn to the “hot spot” concept of Czech nymph design.

“So I was looking at the nymphs these competitive guys were using, how they all have a bright spot of color somewhere in the body, and I had been thinking about ways to integrate a tungsten bead into the fly, and the light went on.”

Mat located a source for florescent painted tungsten “Bomb Beads,” and built them into the center of a scud. They kicked SERIOUS ass.

“The MW Scud kinda serves double duty,” Matt says. “It’s a nice heavy scud, but it could also be an egg. Our trout eat a lot of drifting roe depending on the season, and that’s a strong urge.”

And so another great Idylwilde fly is born, all thanks to a thinking man, who’s also a “doing” man. It’s guys like Mat that help the rest of us look like rock stars. Thanks, Mat!


Roman Polanski Production?

On May 1st, 2013 by

Whoa!!! Heavy!! The symbolism in the teddy bear scene eludes me? Do you get it? Not sure I am comfortable watching it a 2nd time.